What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Just Forget it!

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No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

They put up a sign reading

How did you react when your doctor ordered a colonoscopy?

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Still no good

Then came..

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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So they tried

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do most men who date ugly women brag like it's some big accomplishment, when any guy can pull an ugly woman?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

No go.

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